randomslasher:

dumbasscats:

A true captain goes down with his ship

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these are some of the most delightful laughs I’ve ever heard

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lakevida:

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have you ever wanted anything so badly

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chillgamesh-the-swing:

hiphopocliedes:

thickgiantboi:

catsareforwomen:

layingdownsomebatfeets:

racialized:

racialized:

still can’t get over how in birdbox the main characters casually speculate how north korea or iran is behind all the scary bullshit like wow america’s imperialist propaganda never stops 

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the shameless nerve of american media to smear countries that have no evidence of using biochem weapons when america is the biggest perpetrator of bio-warfare on the globe

Plus one of the main characters being an army vet and sharing his lovely stories of how sweet and lovely US soldiers are.

https://medium.com/insurge-intelligence/exclusive-documents-expose-direct-us-military-intelligence-influence-on-1-800-movies-and-tv-shows-36433107c307 

holy shit this article

“The documents reveal for the first time the vast scale of US government control in Hollywood, including the ability to manipulate scripts or even prevent films too critical of the Pentagon from being made — not to mention influencing some of the most popular film franchises in recent years.

This raises new questions not only about the way censorship works in the modern entertainment industry, but also about Hollywood’s little known role as a propaganda machine for the US national security apparatus.”

shrek meme "can us propaganda give it a rest for five fucking minutes"

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nebulasreblogs:

ilovebeingmexican:

no offense but that ep of jimmy neutron where they start working at a burger place and jimmy’s the janitor and he sees a pack of salt on the floor and says “oh it’s sodium chloride” he should have been fired just for saying that

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Shame the original videos are gone, at least the images remain

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pileofknives:

lunaticobscurity:

noroithecurse2005-deactivated20:

noroithecurse2005-deactivated20:

wtf uma musume is an isekai for dead racehorses????

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imagine peacing out at the glue factory and then you miraculously wake up and look like this

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Cannot stop thinking about Tony Soprano ordering a hit on someone making DeviantArt porn of Pie-Oh-My

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pocochina:

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH

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blackcatkin:
“ lady-nyms:
“Beware the Ides of March [x]”
OF ALL DAYS
THIS WAS THE BEST DAY TO DO THIS
”

blackcatkin:

lady-nyms:

Beware the Ides of March [x]

OF ALL DAYS
THIS WAS THE BEST DAY TO DO THIS

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bumblebeebats:

corpyburd:

A wee grumphie🐷

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squided:

lazorsandparadox:

the-whovian-down-baker-street:

kuroba101:

mediocre-latinist:

ants-are-fascinating:

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

Ant 1: “we thought you were dead”

Ant 2:

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jungleaction:

wishingformemoria:

wishingformemoria:

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

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